Birthday Card Jokes For Dad

100 funny knock knock jokes guaranteed to crack you up. High quality dad joke inspired greeting cards by independent artists and designers from around the world.

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Celebrate another year older with these funny happy birthday jokes and happy birthday puns that are sure to get you and your friends laughing.

Birthday card jokes for dad. 20 funny birthday wishes and quotes for dad. When happy hour is a nap. Especially if it s followed by thunderous laughter from the person and the classic.

With celebration comes great laughs. Here s to more bad jokes and a happy birthday to you dad. Happy birthday on this very important day to a very important man.

75 dad jokes so bad they re actually hilarious. He explained i chalk up my long life to spending as much time as i can outdoors. The funniest entries tend to make their point quickly and they fit into a birthday card better too.

Birthday poetry can range from short and pithy to long and thoughtful. Chinese kid was born before the due date. Despite birthday clowns and stand up comedians dominating the scene we all know that the best jokesters are dads with their punny humor and groan inducing quips.

I have spent the last 75 years outside rain or shine taking in the fresh clean air. Dear eyelashes wishbones dandelions pennies shooting stars. It was grandpa beeston s 100th birthday and his health was still perfect.

When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. You are 17 around the neck 42 around the waist 94 around the golf course. My dearest dad i know today is your birthday but it s not a real holiday so i m not too excited about it.

They make additions to cards social media posts and in person communications. When you re told to act your own age and you die. Updated on october 1 2019.

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Birthday puns for friends dad and funny cards. They re everything you wished for. Celebrate a birthday with our collection of birthday jokes guaranteed to make anyone feel special.

We hope you agree. Birthday jokes fall into many categories. One liners so corny only the funniest of fathers can enjoy them.

For what to write on greeting cards emails and letters. During his birthday celebration his grandson asked how he was able to stay so young and fit. Birthday puns for friends dad and funny cards.

Parents named him sudden lee. These birthday puns really do take the cake. Unique artwork for posting words of wisdom or decorating your wall fridge or office.

Although not everyone is a big fan of that type of comedy gold there is a certain amount of appreciation any person can have for a well timed pun.

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